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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via thegiftofbutts)

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swaggiest-timelord:

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

"largest age gap between a Disney princess couple"

i’m sorry but

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kida’s about 8,600 years old while milo’s like 30 and i’m pretty sure that’s more than eight years

(via free-farts)

Source: larwrence
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potatoandotherwise:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

(via free-farts)

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fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(via free-farts)

Source: ForGIFs.com
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psycho-chi:

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychoic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

(via moonfire8)

Source: psycho-chi
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http://tentaclesandasphyxiation.tumblr.com/post/82856324935

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…

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cuteosphere:

There are many other differences between the two that are not covered by this comic - for example, humour is ultimately controlled (like everything else) by the society we live in, so some things will fall flat as a piece of “dark comedy” because they resonate too closely with society’s discomforts or issues. Nothing exists in a vaccum, and free speech is not an excuse to make people view your artwork is if it does.

Humour isn’t as simple as you’d think! It’s a complex thing and can be difficult to understand, and if you are interested I reccomend researching popular dark comedy movies and series and expanding your knowledge!

Thank you.

(via xxx-teddybear-xxx)

Source: cuteosphere
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surrexi:

"… it’s not just history. It’s me, I make it happen."

(via winterinthetardis)

GOD BLESS YOU, NILI. GOD BLESS YOU.

(via moonfire8)

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slanting:

The other day at work, I found a perfectly intact gerbera daisy on the floor, so I wore it in my hair for the remainder of my shift. Then I dried it and pressed it in my thoughts journal. The other pages are filled with scribbles and rough handwriting, but this page is clean and simple and it describes how I felt on that day

(via karcuddles)

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deathsdaleks:

"Apparently he thinks, since I’m an archangel, that I have extra juice."

(via mkhunterz)

Source: deathsdaleks